Wednesday, September 5, 2012


In the time it took to make one customer service phone call this morning, our playroom became a crime scene.  The victim: A singing dinosaur named Love Machine.
What we have here, ladies and gentleman, is a good, old-fashioned "Whodunnit".  With no witnesses, no alibis, and no confessions, we must turn to the circumstantial evidence.

Perp #1: Josie "The Catfish" (aka "JoJo")
 Don't let those big blue eyes fool you.  She's a deceptive diva in a dress with a history of  "nice hands" infractions.  Remember this?
 Perp #2: Merryn "The Maniac" (aka "Banana Split"...or shall we say "Dinosaur split"??)
 Don't let these big blue eyes fool you, either.  This one has a clear motive: a deep-seated hatred for Love Machine that dates back to the day she set eyes on him.  The question is, could this crime of passion have been committed by someone who is too terrified to even approach the victim?
So which one of these shady characters offed the singing dinosaur?
You be the judge.  Voting buttons can be found on the right-hand side of the page.  Voting closes at noon tomorrow.


  1. omg I am literally laughing out loud. Love your blog!!! Love the mug shots!!!

  2. lol...this is a common occurance in my house and what I sum it up to be is they are both gulity - for one thing or another. When I can't blame one they get equal share of blame.

    Good luck.

  3. Oh my, you have completely forgotten the D O G!! Neither of those two adorable babies would ever have destroyed property like that!
    It HAS to be the dog - that's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

  4. I just about fell out of the couch laughing so hard!

  5. Looks like JoJo is winning by a landslide :) You are so funny and I love the way you love your girls! But who wouldn't, I mean, honestly :)

  6. Kelli, the avid reader of this blogSeptember 5, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    Poor dinosaur. I will remember his maniacal singing/dancing routine fondly. I blame the catfish. I believe she may have wanted it to "sleep with the catfishes". I'm not sure on that, though. :D

  7. That last pic is awesome! What about the dog???

  8. have outdone yourself with this one! I think the culprit is the dog....those two sweet babies couldn't have offed the dinosaur, could they???? LOL Too funny!!

  9. I love this and I am laughing so out loud that I can not contain myself...

  10. You are hysterical! Cute post!!