In the time it took to make one customer service phone call this morning, our playroom became a crime scene. The victim: A singing dinosaur named Love Machine.
What we have here, ladies and gentleman, is a good, old-fashioned "Whodunnit". With no witnesses, no alibis, and no confessions, we must turn to the circumstantial evidence.
Perp #1: Josie "The Catfish" (aka "JoJo")
Don't let those big blue eyes fool you. She's a deceptive diva in a dress with a history of "nice hands" infractions. Remember this?
Perp #2: Merryn "The Maniac" (aka "Banana Split"...or shall we say "Dinosaur split"??)
Don't let these big blue eyes fool you, either. This one has a clear motive: a deep-seated hatred for Love Machine that dates back to the day she set eyes on him. The question is, could this crime of passion have been committed by someone who is too terrified to even approach the victim?
So which one of these shady characters offed the singing dinosaur?
You be the judge. Voting buttons can be found on the right-hand side of the page. Voting closes at noon tomorrow.