An email from Aunt "Secret Santa"

 

This afternoon I received a mysterious email from my mom's email account that was signed "Secret Santa," and I'm having a heck of a time figuring out who possibly could have sent it to me:

dear i want blog

i want

for christmasfor mom

presant

sweater

mirror

lipstain

trmorrow

on sunday

sisterhouse

elizabeth fred

rice nickmane

for

you

shopping

oyt bran s*

secret santa

 

* Translation: Out of brains

 

Well Folks - looks like I have my orders.  Tomorrow afternoon I'll be taking "Secret Santa" out shopping for my mom.  ***Spoiler Alert*** Looks like Mom will be receiving a sweater, a mirror, and lip stain this Christmas.  And who am I to argue?  I certainly don't want to cross (not-so-secret) Santa two days before Christmas.  No sirree!  Because I know "Secret Santa" won't hesitate to revoke the Starbucks card she purchased for me and keep it for herself this Christmas!