This afternoon I received a mysterious email from my mom's email account that was signed "Secret Santa," and I'm having a heck of a time figuring out who possibly could have sent it to me:
dear i want blog
for christmasfor mom
oyt bran s*
* Translation: Out of brains
Well Folks - looks like I have my orders. Tomorrow afternoon I'll be taking "Secret Santa" out shopping for my mom. ***Spoiler Alert*** Looks like Mom will be receiving a sweater, a mirror, and lip stain this Christmas. And who am I to argue? I certainly don't want to cross (not-so-secret) Santa two days before Christmas. No sirree! Because I know "Secret Santa" won't hesitate to revoke the Starbucks card she purchased for me and keep it for herself this Christmas!