Saturday, December 22, 2012

An email from Aunt "Secret Santa"

 
This afternoon I received a mysterious email from my mom's email account that was signed "Secret Santa," and I'm having a heck of a time figuring out who possibly could have sent it to me:
dear i want blog
i want
for christmasfor mom
presant
sweater
mirror
lipstain
trmorrow
on sunday
sisterhouse
elizabeth fred
rice nickmane
for
you
shopping
oyt bran s*
secret santa
 
* Translation: Out of brains
 
Well Folks - looks like I have my orders.  Tomorrow afternoon I'll be taking "Secret Santa" out shopping for my mom.  ***Spoiler Alert*** Looks like Mom will be receiving a sweater, a mirror, and lip stain this Christmas.  And who am I to argue?  I certainly don't want to cross (not-so-secret) Santa two days before Christmas.  No sirree!  Because I know "Secret Santa" won't hesitate to revoke the Starbucks card she purchased for me and keep it for herself this Christmas!
 
 

3 comments:

  1. Love this!!! Love every post you do!!!! Thank you!!!

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  2. Happy shopping. I am betting you two will have a blast! I bet Mama Hop will still act surprised!

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