Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Elevator doesn't go to the top floor? Not the brightest crayon in the box? A few fries short of a Happy Meal? Yeah, I was having one of those moments. Nothing makes you feel like a bigger chump than making a parenting mistake as amateur as leaving a cup of (lukewarm) coffee on the little table in your kids' playroom and then wandering out of the room. Makes you wonder what happens next, right?
Uh huh...I bet you had to ponder that one for awhile.
Here's Josie, the child who would rather get 100 vaccinations in a row than have liquid touch her lips, polishing off her morning cup of joe.
No, she didn't drink it. She kindly ensured that Stanley Steamer stays in business in this struggling economy. She's thoughtful like that.
Meanwhile, she's just relaxing with her coffee mug. Looks like a Folder's commercial.
The best part of waking up is dumping your mom's coffee cup!
No one to blame for this one but myself. Maybe I did fall off the turnip truck yesterday.