Sunday, March 11, 2012

Before I get written out of the will...

Editor's Correction: It was recently brought to my attention that the new CCE "About Us" tab featured an accusation so slanderous that an immediate correction and earnest apology were owed to the wronged party. 

Mama Hop: This says I lost Homecoming Queen by two votes -
Me: Yes, that's what you've always claimed!
Mama Hop: No it's not!  It was PROM Queen - not Homecoming Queen!
Me: Big difference...
Mama Hop:  There is a difference.  I went to an all girls school.  We didn't have a football team so we didn't have a Homecoming.  It was prom queen!  You need to fix it! 

It was *ahem* quite a few years ago but the gravity of the situation cannot be underestimated, folks.  So I hereby retract the previous statement and offer a heartfelt apology to my mother, who is, for all intents and purposes, the Queen of Prom, Homecoming, Sadie Hawkins, Spring Fling, and all other cheesy high school dances in my book.


  1. I'm sooooo glad you cleared that up!!! Phew!!!

  2. I think that picture might be enough to STILL keep you out of the will!


  3. Why stop there? I say we make her Queen of "The Hop," "American Bandstand," AND "Soul Train!" while we're at it!!

    1. Ooooh, I like that!! And why not declare her the Queen of the Crystal Light 1988 Aerobics Championships? (If you're not familiar with it, just watch Alan Thicke singing on there:

  4. and you call yourself a good daughter....